Obi-Wan Kenobi: Myself, the boy, two droids ... and no questions asked.
-- Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Ever noticed how many Star Wars quotes sound -- ahem -- inappropriate when taken out of context?
Of course you have. It's an old meme, right?
Well, mostly: I got the idea for this shirt after being the only real Star Wars geek in the room during a round of "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?" at GenCon a while back. I found, to my horror, that not only do most people have a terrible habit of misquoting the movies (gasp!), but they also tend to overlook some of the funniest lines, such as Obi-Wan's quote above.
So, as a public service, you can proudly wear this shirt to shine a giggling light of knowledge into the shadowy recesses of the public's collective sense of humor. Your selflessness grants this wonderfully immature and hormone-driven meme the added value of accuracy, thereby giving some peace of mind to those of us (you know who you are) who have spent entirely too much time absorbing this stuff to then sit back and watch it mangled by those with a lower Geek Quotient.