In honor of giant spiders, dark elves, and old-school gaming by candlelight, our Spider Queen t-shirts are on sale between now and Halloween for $9.99!
Get one for your favorite grognard, and he can wear it while telling you what it was like back when elf, dwarf, and halfling were classes, not races; when every dungeon was filled with save-or-die traps; when demons were classified by number, not name; and when hiding a sphere of annihilation in the mouth of a devil’s-face sculpture was clever and original rather than tauntingly cruel, dammit!